Not much of a clue about toots and bubbles? No way! If you have read these tips for the blowjob, you finally know how men imagine the perfect blowjob!

From tooting and (especially) blowjob little idea? The secret of the perfect blowjob is super simple: both parties enjoy it. Sure, a man can be spoiled only too gladly, but it’s only really fun when not man, but also woman gets her money’s worth and can enjoy the spectacle. This means: Blowjobs please only if you have fun.

The following blowjob tips will tell you what else is important when blowing and what men particularly like.

Step 1: The aesthetics

Your partner showers at least once a day? First: Congratulations! Secondly, go for the bacon! This is the spring-freshest opportunity to pamper him. First thing in the morning. Or when he comes back from sports in the evening and has showered there. Then his body smells so wonderful. And the man in this body? He is pleasantly stimulated by the tingling of the water, but at the same time so dull that he would like to just plop down in bed and stretch out all fours like a ladybug on his back. Perfect – drape him in front of you like this at this very moment! Evil, lust-killing thoughts (She: “How might he taste?” – He: “How might I taste?”) – blown away.

Step 2: Blowjobs should not be a matter of negotiation

Even if it’s hard, especially in our thoroughly contractually regulated everyday life: Please, please don’t attach any conditions to the blowjob. No: “But only if you cuddle me for at least half an hour afterwards”. No: “But only if you put the winter tires on the car afterwards”. No: “But only if you let me watch ‘Frauentausch’ afterwards.” Just no: “But only …”! Because that’s how his desire quickly goes down the drain. After all, you’re showing him that you don’t really want to spoil him. It seems as if you feel obliged to satisfy him with your mouth and tongue. If you don’t enjoy a blowjob, that’s perfectly legitimate. Explain this to your partner. He has to understand that. For sure, he would rather give up a blowjob than you force yourself to do it. The only thing you should expect from him in return is that your partner spoils you just as lustfully with his tongue afterwards.

Step 3: Live out fantasies

Be the fulfillment of his dirty fantasies: willing, dirty and extremely hot. Make him believe what he’s secretly convinced of anyway: he’s a mix of Brad Clooney and George Pitt – only more attractive. Go all out for an oral Oscar nomination.

Step 4: Learn the blowjob with the “Ice, Ice Baby” technique.

Dear ladies, let’s have ice cream together. No, not just any ice cream. An “Ed Von Schleck.” Do you know it? Yes? Two things are special about it: you enjoy it with a technique somewhere between sucking and licking. And you use your hands to help. Unlike, say, “Cornetto Nut,” where you have to nibble on the edge. Ouch! Or in “Brown Bear”, where you recklessly bite your way past to the caramel core. Ouch!

So: Better stick to the licking and sucking technique of “Ed von Schleck” And suck saaaaanft during the blowjob. Great, plus sensitive rhythmic up and down movements with head and hands, and you’ve already passed the basic course in fellatio!

When learning blowjob, however, it always depends on what pleases the partner. So ask in the meantime if the tempo is right, if you can increase the pressure or if you can use your teeth gently.

Step 5: The fine tuning

What would his bolide be without all the spoiler bells and whistles? Average. What would his favorite club be without the top scorer? Average. What would a blowjob be without the little niceties? Exactly. In any case, anything but perfect. So: Of course you’re naked and not just him! Go ahead and look for the quick finish! Stop in the middle and drive the tension from one hundred to zero is as sexy as the commercial break before the million-dollar question on Jauch. Create a comfortable atmosphere “afterwards” as well, caress him!

Step 6: Swallow or spit?

Yes, yes, the question of all questions: Swallow, spit or none of both? Sorry, but this is something every woman has to decide for herself. What a man wants in this case, however, is clear: If you swallow his sperm, it turns him on extremely. Whether you ultimately swallow or spit has nothing to do with learning to blow in general. Because that ultimately remains simply one thing: a matter of taste!